If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

This is parts of a rant a friend of mine threw at another site that actually got some people pretty upset with her. I'm just quoting it. Warnings: Some of the stuff beyond this is cruel. My buddy is a huge anti-Ichi/Ruki and anti-Rukia. She's rather shameless about it as well.

"Fukia's presence has been pointless in the storyline after the first 3 arcs! she's just there as fanservice because she ain't doing any particularly awesome shit or contributing to the story. just fucking fanservice.

no wonder the ichifukitards go off so much. they know this shit and hate admiting to it. they always go on and on and about how important she is when the truth is that she ain't that fucking important anymore after the SS arc. she's just there, sorta like haruhi FUkioka in ohshc.

there in the background doing some random shit that doesn't really do anything for the storyline itself.

pretty much only ichigo and his friends are furthering the plot while fukia doesn't do jackshit."

"and to further add another nail to coffin of these bullshit shojo seeing fantards, has Fukia brought goodness to ichigo in the first place? ever since ichigo had his powers awakened, his family and friends are in danger, he's had that fucking rain of his come and go like crazy, and his normal life has gone down the crapper. these tards forget that he wants a normal life but ever since this bitch showed up, his family and friends are still in danger even after he lost his freaking powers.

he was literally put on the spot.

who do we have to thank for ichigo's eternal torture? Fukia of course! even she knows it! she knows how she fucked up ichigo's whole future! it ain't love, tards! it's guilt! lemme get you a tissue so you can wipe your tears! ain't i generous?

ray of light my fucking ass. its no surprise her "main girl" appearances are barely nonexistant in the freaking manga! kubo has been trying to get the tards used to barely seeing her useless ass!"

"man these tards are so fucking pathetic. i feel like I'm kicking a puppy. lmfao"

"get your heads outta your asses and quit bitching at us for not believing your wishy washy crap. "

"fuck off the fandom and never come back. your kind smears all of it with dog shit with this shojo nonsense."

"now all they have left to do is crawl inside a hole to starve to death."

"ichifukitards=a gutted mummified dog or some other inferior shitty lifeforce from fandom's crappy little hellhole."

"all you idiots can do to us is provide whiny bitchfuckery for lulz and toilet paper to wipe our asses. so keep going off. cry! cry! cry! whenever i see this shit i swear i heard a baby bawling its eyes out! rofl keep proving how insecure you are in your ships success! god knows we need a good laugh at someone else's expense!"

"everything you say to me is a ridiculous noncannon pile of garbage. quit using filler to prove this shitship!"

"Oh man! the hell chapter is soooo ichiruki! wtf??? you need to quit smoking so much cheap crack! you ain't gonna like this movie, believe me, shittard! i wish i could see the looks on your faces! there's going to be a ton of butthurt essays talking about how much this movie sucked ass. buttttthurt!

wait! do i hear a baby crying? way to go ichifukitards! you are so fucking predictable!"

"i love it how you retards nitpick everyfuckingthing in the manga to prove your lame already sunken ship! haha! man you guys are so masochistic! are you trying to convince yourselves with this shit!"

Believe it or not, my friend isn't even pro-Ichi/Hime! She's something else isn't she?! *huggles her*

I really admire her for having so much balls for being a girl. She actually orgasms when people throw fits. (I know this person personally and I've never seen someone laugh as hard as she does)

Point of fact... Not everyone anti-Ichi/Ruki is Ichi/Hime. I've met quite a few that don't even care for that other paring. (including me, but I'm nicer to Ichi/Hime fans. They're much more passive.)

HAHA! Made you look didn't I? I know... That was mighty evil of me, but I am indeed mad and need to let out some steam.

WARNINGS: This will have a very squirrely temper tantrum. Tons of cursing and disturbing demonic beastial homosexual imagery. Don't read if sensitive.

This neighbor of mine... Oh good GAWD, do I want to kill this motherfucker or what! Finally after so many terrible months of having to wake up at 5a.m. in the morning to go to school, take my kid to her own school and deal daily with stupid people with issues over the studidest things (some moron beat up his wife for forgetting to put a napkin around his beer can... Why do I always get the buttfucking crazy bastards?) this brainless inbred fuckass has to piss me off some more.

Do you know what it's like to go to sleep with a smile on your face because you don't have to do shit the next day only to have 'Mr. White-trash from trailer park' doing mechanical work at 3am in the fucking morning?! (I'm so happy I saw his stupid ass chicken getting mawled in my front porch by a rabid dog)

I just kept hearing a bunch of hammering and metal falling heavily on concrete. I tried to stay cool about it and ignored it... Until the sonovabitch turned the radio on full blast.

Let me just start by saying that this worthless fuckhole has an 'open garage'. It means there's no doors or walls to the thing. Just four columns with a roof and I happen to live next to him while he's singing along with his bullshit mountain music and hammering the shit out of the bowels of his already thoroughly caput junked ass truck at 3 o-fucking-CLOCK in the morning.

Okay... I get pissed. FINALLY! I've had enough of his nonsense!

So I start making some music of my own. I felt really wonderful doing this by the way...

I grabbed a huge pot and a metal spoon and started drumming as loudly and off-tune as I could while singing some really horrible racist song I'd made up in my crazy little noggin' at the last minute.

"Mista' trassssh collector singin' at 3 am thinks he's protected when one day we're gonna' chop his stupid head off and shove it up his cracka' ass so he'd quit pissin' us off!"

"And his cock-suckin' chickens will die wit' him fo' sho'!"

"Mindy's dead because ya' are a jerkyass mutha-fucka' that likes chicken vajayjay! And Satan will enjoy poudin' yer' shithole in hell!"

(yes. I was laughing like a maniac while I did this. I mean... Who wouldn't LAUGH singing that?! And before I forget, Mindy is the name of his dead chicken. I'M NOT KIDDING! The chicken that got killed at my house was named MINDY!)

He quit his hillbilly crap and guess what he did next...

He CALLED THE COPS ON ME FOR THREATENING TO KILL HIM!

Eventually the cops understood where I was coming from and they told him that it was considered to be disturbing the peace to be doing what he was doing so late at night and that also, make-shift mechanical garages is prohibited due to the neighborhood disturbance factor.

He threatened to sue me, but I got my lawyer to chill him out.

One of my neighbors is already starting a petition to get this guy out of our neighborhood. He's gotta' be the most inconsiderate, ignorant, and loud asshole to ever set foot in the quiet little hood of Villa Sauri.

I honestly wanted to kill him! Ever since he had moved in and that bitch of an oldfart girlfriend of his started honking horns at 5 in the morning to take him to work, ever since his bitchass chickens started to shit around my house and ever since he threw a temper tantrum because one of his said chickens (Mindy) got torn to shreds by a stray dog in MY porch while I did nothing, I've wanted to murder him! (what did he expect me to fucking do? Get myself killed with that big ass dog for a chicken that all she'd ever done for me 'pog!' under my windowsill every fucking hour and CRAPPED all over my place?!)

No, I'm going to sue HIM.

I know I behave unusually immature for my age and I don't give a fuck. In fact, I am laughing about this shit right now because I have a tendency to look back at the dumb stuff I do to just laugh at it and think: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Yes... Things like this make life more entertaining. The wonders never cease. *sighs*

PS: Why the hell are there so many medical companies using justjournal as their websites? Everytime you see the entry blog there's a bunch of shit talking about boob implants and alzeimers (sp?). What the fuck is up with that shit? That's advertising, not journaling! It's... Does anybody even use justjournal for journaling anymore?

Also... I hate hamsters! I've just gotten bit by one! AHHHH!