If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

Stop. Effing. Bothering. Me!

2012-01-26T10:22:00.000Z

How many fucking times will I have to tell these shitheads to quit calling my motherfucking house offering credit cards? Whenever I go off they hang up on me and call me another day after I've supposedly 'calmed down'.

Well that's SHIT! I don't want a fucking credit card, I've ALWAYS said I don't want a freaking card and will ALWAYS say I don't want one. How many fucking times will I have to tell these people to leave me the hell alone?!

THREE calls in a row from American Express offering me deals... What is it? Do they think that switching operators will convince me or something? I don't give a flying sack of shit how many different people talk to me about coverage and loans and whatever, I just don't want a CREDIT CARD!

Now I'm going to call my phone company to get my fucking number off the phonebook and I heard of a nifty little contract that makes computer dialups obselete and ILLEGAL for those that pay another extra ten bucks... So if they still continue having my number after I apply this shit, I will sue their stupid asses.

Ohhhh... I had a very nice argument the other day.

2012-01-24T09:15:00.000Z

Well... I've been stalked for awhile and guess what... The person finally got IP banned. Anyways, since I do have chat profiles in places (won't say where because of the trolls) that have the same name as my PN, this person that is sooooo in love with me invaded a anime-chatroom and msged me.

Let's say that finally that chapter is closed because I just trolled her back. I know it was immature of me, but I'm sick of her butthurt wailing bugging me every where I go.

She started with her usual personal insults towards me and all of the female members of my family and I just put in comments like: LOL LMAO ROFL and all that nice shit. In the end she just asked me if I even gave a shit about all the crap she told me and I told her, "No, because you are the only one shaming her ship here, not me. You don't hear me saying anything bad about it, do you? I just say I don't like it, hate it... I'm just indifferent and bored by it. But be my guest, continue making your ship look bad just so everyone that doesn't give a shit about it can point a finger at you and everyone in your washed up fandom and say that the only crazies here are you."

Her response was: "You can't judge a whole fandom by one person! I just wanted to know your reasons and they just weren't good enough to be called reasons. I know that getting banned from fanfic was what I deserved because I'm just tired of the ship war and of having people in different ships pointing a finger at us like we're the bad guys when we're not!"

Me: "Well when you behave like a bad guy, and have about hundreds of other ones like you doing it all over the internet and forums not IchiRuki-centered, you are seen as the legendary fangirling laughing stocks in anime. Sadly because of this newer fans of Bleach are either too scared of becoming a part of the whole fandom or think that Bleach is a gay ass shoujo. Sorry sweetie, I feel really bad for you because I can tell that you're young and just entered this fandom while most of us have spent years putting up with this and knowing the statistics in this war... You can defend your ship, just do it in the right places, not by PMing authors until getting IPbanned from the site. I feel bad that you will no longer be able to even enter the site to see your favorite stories, but this is just another lesson you'll have to learn in tolerance. I could tell you of other sites you can read IR stories on but I fear that you'd do this to another author, so I'll keep all helpful tips to myself. You understand, don't you?"

Guess what she did... SHE BLOCKED ME! Finally after so long of dealing with her crap, I guess that my final words really ticked her off or made her feel some shame for her persecution crap. Rest in peace... Little rookie shipper.

YAOI HENTAI MANGA ONLINE! I HAVEN'T STOPPED READING AND ITS IN ENGLISH!

2012-01-23T18:01:00.000Z

Check it out. Follow this link! No kiddies PLEASE! YAOI

I'm so happy right now! Thanks to Skelle for giving me this slice of heavenliness after putting up with SO MUCH SHIT lately! I'm so glad to know that she's okay (hadn't heard from her in awhile so I was starting to worry. Turns out she was reading smexxiness over at AFF this whole time and disappeared on her FF.net account. PHEW!)

Hope other people can find enjoyment in this. IT's both original manga and some fandom doujinshi (there's some Naruto goodies there as well).

Tehehehe... So much fun.

Where are the FEW reasonable mature IchiRuki fans?

2012-01-23T10:46:00.000Z

Okay. I like to consider myself neutral in this thing, but I
will admit that IR FANTARDS are the ones twisting Bleach in order
to fit their delusions and trying force this crap down everybody's
throats. Why do I say this? Well... A friend of mine gave me the
link to a new poll about the shipwars. I voted on neither pairing
happening, because quite frankly at this point I could give two
shits where Ichigo's pee-chan ends up inside of.

Then I went and read the comments and I saw the typical BATSHIT
IR fans ganging up on three IH fans that voted there. I mean it was
sickening! Like 20 bitches going off and personally insulting these
other fans and making absolute fools of themselves and THEIR
GODSHIP.

What I don't fucking get... Is why are IR fans saying that IH fans
are attacking them all the time? As far as I can see, these bitches
invade all Ichihime areas with their hate comments, attack other
fans personally and are just downright psychotic supreme. Sure I've
seen some IH fans do the same, but in comparison to the MAGNITUDE
of batshit IRs, IH is the one that is clearly victimized here for
no apparent reason.

Insulting THREE IH fans for voting for Ichihime and saying that
they are retarded, need to get shot just like Orihime, that they
are sluts and ICHIRUKI FTW nonsense, really.... Is this the mature
reasonable IR fans the FANTARDS claim to be or some fucked up
trolling creation meant to turn the blame on them?

Man, I'm so glad I've joined a private forum to be free of this
shit. For once I can talk about Bleach without the 'cookie-cut-out'
batshit IR bringing this 'canon crapness' into a conversation!
There's actually a number of IH there, but at least they don't
bring none of this stuff up. THANK GOD!

There is peace in the Bleach fandom people and I'm proud to
become a part of it. I really hope that anyone reading this and
wants an IR-BASHITTING-FANTARD-free place to discuss Bleach to follow this link::

Nakama NOT IchiRuki

Also. I'm a mod there, so if I see anyfuckingthing suspicious I
will be issuing out bans and will do thorough IP searches to perma
ban. I will talk to the admin of the site so we can keep a tight
grip on this private forum. We do also background checks on every
new member so just applying doesn't mean you'll be accepted. We're
sick of the nonsense and will not risk having some of it brought
into this forum.

Another thing is that certain infamous batshits are dying to
know what is discussed in there and are pulling old posts from
public forums in order to bash IH and specific fans of that ship. I
have close watch, along with a couple of friends (one of them
shocking IR that is sick of this crap as much as I am) to see if
there's an information leak of this forum in the public. I receive
daily emails from people telling me of the new bash-attempts of
these people to see if there's even a screen-cap or anything
pertaining to this forum aired out in the open, especially since
it's private.

When something is private that means that it's meant to be kept
that way. The only way someone IR could see what's mentioned in
there is if she/he snuck in just to look for a fight, which is
downright stupid and is the main reason why IR is no longer
considered a respectable serious shipping fandom.

When a place just isn't for you, you will logically stay out
instead of bitching and moaning about it.

Have a wonderful shitfree day. And also. This forum has multiple
shippers so it's a good thing to not bash any ships in there
(unless it's one we all can dislike on common grounds, which is
very rare)

Long Time No See

2012-01-22T19:00:00.000Z

Yes...Another inevitable writer's block on my Ich/Tat story, but I don't want to update my other stories until I update that one in specific, so I'll probably take a couple of days off from the internet to get my thoughts in order (Ulqui.Hime is driving me crazy with ideas all the time and I can't stop!, besides that I keep thinking of doing a Kaien/Rukia fic)

Other than things happening here and there with the fandom, some family drama has resurfaced to bug me, so stress is yet another factor playing against me. Believe me. I hate this stuff as much as you guys do.

Fixed Computer problem!

2012-01-02T12:36:00.000Z

I fixed my piece of crap laptop keyboard! Turns out that the problem all along was on the key mapping. That and that fact that my laptops computer was completly and utterly fried beyond recognition! Phew! Finally! My computer is back to normal! Now I can write without any freaking problems! I was about to give up on this junky piece of shit and buy a new one! Who knew that I would fix it myself under 12 bucks!

My Keyboard Is Fried!

2012-01-01T18:59:00.000Z

Of all the worthless crap that could ever happen to me, my fucking computer's keyboard has gone nuts and now some of the buttons don't work. Yes, I know I need a new keyboard. Right now I'm writing this down in libreoffice because of the spell check and whatnot. Until then I'll have to work of the next chapter for 'Salvation' while having this shitty little issue underway. Sorry if anyone sees horrid typos! I'm trying to work on it, really!

Mirrors

These Murderous CHAIN LETTERS are FALSE! Take a look for yourselves!

2011-12-27T15:20:00.000Z

Got bored and posted this because believe it or not people have sent me this shit in order to scare me but I know it's not real.

[[Subject: Fw: Read before u view the picture - Believe it not
The guy in the photo went to the Sundarbans with his friends and he asked 1 of his friends to take his picture in that very place. While his friend was taking the picture he screamed and fainted, 2 days later he died in the medical college. Doctors said he died because of heart attack.

When the photos were exposed, in the last photo there was a lady standing right beside him though friends claim that he was standing alone.

Many people said it is a rumor and the picture is the result of the blessings of latest technology. However, the photo itself is very scary and I'm sure you'll also feel the same way I've felt. Here you go with the photo!!!

A navy officer sent this letter to 13 people and he was promoted.. A business man received this letter and threw it away..not believing in it.. and he lost everything he had within 13 days.. It reached a labourer and he distributed it to 13 people.. he was promoted and all his problems were solved within 13 days.. So you must send this e mail to 13 people for something good to happen to you so people..get sending !! :) don't be lazy.. P/S : Do not send back to the person who send this to you!!!]]

Here's another one:

[[There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It had creatures in the background and the
man looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he
was. Right then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living crap out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.

IGNORE THIS PART......

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!]]

[[
Subject: FW: Read story first before Looking @ Picture !!

This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death. It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at least five people, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul. People in Laredo, Texas, received this image and did not send it and were killed outside a bar; it looked as if this woman killed them. Send it to five people or the woman will look for you]]

YUP! YOU GUESSED IT! Another one! Even my own mother sends me these! You'd think she wouldn't wish these kind of curses on her only daughter...

[[a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally.........
Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You've been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What's ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What's urs?
Other girl: I can't really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I'm dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I'm dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don't i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what's ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live 'dead person' and what's ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know?
Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I"m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Jessica: (Laughing) You can't be bloody Mary. There's no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won't. If u don't copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
The Next Day...
Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica's head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Bloody Mary didn't hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen... After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary]]

AND ANOTHER ONE:

[[my name is jane.....i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears.... i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break no send bak sorry!]]

People... THESE THINGS AREN'T FOR REAL! I've had all of them sent to me at some point and they do nothing to me!

I'm over my Ichi/Ruki traumatic lapse, but still... THAT SADISTIC WENCH!

2011-12-27T10:38:00.000Z

Turns out that an Ichi/Ruki friend of mine (one of the few sane ones out there) put my email on the signature site as a practical joke! That's so EVIL! I'm now going to search up some Ichi/Hime hentai doujin to email them to her as a 'thank you'.

I can tolerate Ichi/Ruki as LONG AS THERE'S NO ORIHIME-BASHING! That's what the ones that troll me don't seem to get. Orihime is my main favorite character and seeing her get trashed by most of the fans of that pairing for merely having the misfortune of crushing on Ichigo ticks me off (and a lot of fans of her. Face it. A lot of the people complaining aren't even pro-Ichi/Hime. One of my 'anti' buddies actually obsesses over yaoi and likes Orihime on the side, so NOT ALL people against the 'tards' are crazy about Ichi/Hime. Most of the people are just fervent fans of either Orihime or Renji himself, not of a specific ship.)

Anyways. Since I'm calmer now, I feel SO MUCH better. And I did indeed sign the petition and told the poor girl requesting it that though I do like Ichigo and Rukia's friendly bond, I couldn't stand how Orihime was trashed because of it. My exact word were: "I didn't know being an Ichi/Ruki fan made it a requirement to hate Orihime. That's why I no longer support them this heavily"

Frankly, making them cannon or trying to influence Kubo's already set plot, would add more fuel to the ship war. I think it's best if we let out favorite mangaka do HIS OWN THING IN PEACE!

SOMETHING SCARY! ICHI/RUKI AS A FACT????

2011-12-26T21:13:00.000Z

SOMEONE CRAZY HAS EMAILED ME A PETITON SIGNATURE REQUEST TO MAKE ICHI/RUKI A ROMANTIC FACT! APARTENTLY THIS PERSON WANTS TO WRITE A LETTER TO KUBO ABOUT IT!

Now excuse me as I could shiver in trauma in a corner over the AUDACITY of some people.

Merry X-Mas! And some news regarding all of my ongoing fanfics!

2011-12-25T13:23:00.000Z

Okay... since "Salvation" has at least around 36 story alerts and only 5 of those people actually review, I'll do the following:

I'll only update that particular story ONCE a month. Sorry but the lack of encouragement has led me to this. There's nothing more depressing than getting hundreds of hits per chapter upload and only four to five reviews. Hope some readers do understand my standing point with this issue (I'm a part of the revolution, you know)

For those that may be following that story at Adultfanfiction and happen to have a fanfic account, know that you can read this story and put it on alert! It'll be easier to keep track of that way.

Salvation

Now I'll be updating a short-fast-paced Ichi/Hime with some Ren/Ruki story.

Girls Need Their Privacy, Ichigo

It has been surprisingly well-received in fanfiction.net, and even Adultfanfiction.net due to 9 positive rates. So I'll be updating that regularly.

Later on, much later, in the future I'll continue my UlquiHime:

All Along

When I feel more driven to continue I will retake my OHSHC fic.

The Solitary Twin

I WILL finish my stories. I just happen to be a very busy person. Happy holidays to all and have a marvelous new year!

Why I DESPISE Most People

2011-12-19T14:55:00.000Z

Lately I've been going to little get-togethers with friends and family because they nag me so much about me not wanting to socialize with them (who could blame me?) and I feel like crap. I'm tired and sleepy all the time and lets not forget that I've gained like 6 pounds ever since I've started this little family bonding bullshit.

I was invited to yet another party for this Wednesday. 'Trullas' is what its gonna be. It's supposed to be a group of people going house to house singing and playing instruments and whatever... I said NO, because I was already beyond tired of this whole nonsense and my bitch of a cousin just had to call me anti-social and say some snide remarks about it. I eventually got fed up and told her to quit being so fucking vaginal on the subject because it was MY FUCKING CAR, she wanted to be chauffered in.

She could get her own motherfucking ride for being such a mouthy bitch from now on. She has a fucking boyfriend, maybe she could suck him off to get him actually interested in carting her useless whiny ass around town. (I really hate that bitch, even though she's actually blood related. She's just one of those people you love to make feel like crap for being such human waste.)

Haven't heard from my mother in ages because now she's got another deadbeat man in her life. Honestly, how many times can someone fuck up? I told her that if she didn't know how to pick a man with a fucking job and no addictions then she should fucking stay single and not bother. Last time I talked to her she said that she was coming to the island with her new man (a guy she's been fucking on and off for about 2 months. She's already thinking of moving in with him... Well him moving in with HER, because the bastard doesn't have a job OR a house), and I told her that if she wanted to do that, she should prepare herself to have everyone in our family calling her a dumbass for fucking up for the upteenth time. My aunt and grandpa are actually quite pissed with her behavior and have already told told her off.

She's fucking 49 years old. Has had 2 failed marrieges and about 6 failed boyfriends AFTER getting divorced. She's the kind of woman that gives EVERYTHING to her man (mostly money) and then whines about it when they dump her ass and leave her dirt broke.

I'm 28 years old and even I know that she's being increadibly stupid. I'm sick of having to play mother to my own mother. I've got a four year old little angel to raise and I can't take on the challenge of guiding an ADULT that can't for the life of her, take care of herself.

That stuff is just... It's very FRUSTRATING!

Why do I even stress over such crap? I guess I enjoy forcing myself to see how others keep screwing up their lives while dragging me down with them, because she indeed has TRIED to depress me with her issues. I know that she only tells me about her mistakes because she's seeking pity and for someone to tell her 'Everything is going to be okay. It's isn't your fault." but I've gotten so tired of her melodrama that I've told her to fuck off and that it IS her fault these things keep happening to her.

If I'm a horrible daughter, then what kind of mother is she? This is the person that was supposed to set a good example of what I should be as an adult and as a parent and all she has been is a complete let-down. It's rather shameful. At least my kid, always shows respect for me because she knows that I'm 100% there for her. Even her little friends respect me, whereas with my mother... The parents of my friends while I was growing up didn't want their kids near me due to her bad reputation and how badly she treated me because I was just bugging her 'man'.

Should I be a 'good person' and turn the other cheek? I don't think so... I've never been submissive to anyone and I'm not about to start lowering myself by starting now. She needs to quit depending on other people to get her out of trouble and to help her feel better. People always become so scandalized when hearing shit like this, but these morons don't know what it fucking feels like to experience this which means... Shut the fuck up if you don't know what the hell you're talking about. I'm sick of people (dumbasses that believe in 'family' and 'through thick and thin' bullshit that haven't seen my mother's dark selfish side) telling me that I have to support her pathetic ass inspite of all the suffering she's put me through and all the NEW mistakes she keeps making that affect me. I have a family to take care off and I'm not about to put them at risk because of the fallacies of one very STUPID IMBECILIC INDIVIDUAL.

She needs to make HERSELF feel better by acting her own fucking age for once.

I won't tolerate such shit. What a freaking disappointment.

Now I'm going to eat a sandwich, take some Motrin and go to sleep...

Miriam

That Piece Of Sh!t @ssh0le!

2011-12-16T12:43:00.000Z

HAHA! Made you look didn't I? I know... That was mighty evil of me, but I am indeed mad and need to let out some steam.

WARNINGS: This will have a very squirrely temper tantrum. Tons of cursing and disturbing demonic beastial homosexual imagery. Don't read if sensitive.

This neighbor of mine... Oh good GAWD, do I want to kill this motherfucker or what! Finally after so many terrible months of having to wake up at 5a.m. in the morning to go to school, take my kid to her own school and deal daily with stupid people with issues over the studidest things (some moron beat up his wife for forgetting to put a napkin around his beer can... Why do I always get the buttfucking crazy bastards?) this brainless inbred fuckass has to piss me off some more.

Do you know what it's like to go to sleep with a smile on your face because you don't have to do shit the next day only to have 'Mr. White-trash from trailer park' doing mechanical work at 3am in the fucking morning?! (I'm so happy I saw his stupid ass chicken getting mawled in my front porch by a rabid dog)

I just kept hearing a bunch of hammering and metal falling heavily on concrete. I tried to stay cool about it and ignored it... Until the sonovabitch turned the radio on full blast.

Let me just start by saying that this worthless fuckhole has an 'open garage'. It means there's no doors or walls to the thing. Just four columns with a roof and I happen to live next to him while he's singing along with his bullshit mountain music and hammering the shit out of the bowels of his already thoroughly caput junked ass truck at 3 o-fucking-CLOCK in the morning.

Okay... I get pissed. FINALLY! I've had enough of his nonsense!

So I start making some music of my own. I felt really wonderful doing this by the way...

I grabbed a huge pot and a metal spoon and started drumming as loudly and off-tune as I could while singing some really horrible racist song I'd made up in my crazy little noggin' at the last minute.

"Mista' trassssh collector singin' at 3 am thinks he's protected when one day we're gonna' chop his stupid head off and shove it up his cracka' ass so he'd quit pissin' us off!"

"And his cock-suckin' chickens will die wit' him fo' sho'!"

"Mindy's dead because ya' are a jerkyass mutha-fucka' that likes chicken vajayjay! And Satan will enjoy poudin' yer' shithole in hell!"

(yes. I was laughing like a maniac while I did this. I mean... Who wouldn't LAUGH singing that?! And before I forget, Mindy is the name of his dead chicken. I'M NOT KIDDING! The chicken that got killed at my house was named MINDY!)

He quit his hillbilly crap and guess what he did next...

He CALLED THE COPS ON ME FOR THREATENING TO KILL HIM!

Eventually the cops understood where I was coming from and they told him that it was considered to be disturbing the peace to be doing what he was doing so late at night and that also, make-shift mechanical garages is prohibited due to the neighborhood disturbance factor.

He threatened to sue me, but I got my lawyer to chill him out.

One of my neighbors is already starting a petition to get this guy out of our neighborhood. He's gotta' be the most inconsiderate, ignorant, and loud asshole to ever set foot in the quiet little hood of Villa Sauri.

I honestly wanted to kill him! Ever since he had moved in and that bitch of an oldfart girlfriend of his started honking horns at 5 in the morning to take him to work, ever since his bitchass chickens started to shit around my house and ever since he threw a temper tantrum because one of his said chickens (Mindy) got torn to shreds by a stray dog in MY porch while I did nothing, I've wanted to murder him! (what did he expect me to fucking do? Get myself killed with that big ass dog for a chicken that all she'd ever done for me 'pog!' under my windowsill every fucking hour and CRAPPED all over my place?!)

No, I'm going to sue HIM.

I know I behave unusually immature for my age and I don't give a fuck. In fact, I am laughing about this shit right now because I have a tendency to look back at the dumb stuff I do to just laugh at it and think: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Yes... Things like this make life more entertaining. The wonders never cease. *sighs*

PS: Why the hell are there so many medical companies using justjournal as their websites? Everytime you see the entry blog there's a bunch of shit talking about boob implants and alzeimers (sp?). What the fuck is up with that shit? That's advertising, not journaling! It's... Does anybody even use justjournal for journaling anymore?

Also... I hate hamsters! I've just gotten bit by one! AHHHH!

In Honor Of The Meanest Anti-Shipper In History

2011-12-16T11:54:00.000Z

This is parts of a rant a friend of mine threw at another site that actually got some people pretty upset with her. I'm just quoting it. Warnings: Some of the stuff beyond this is cruel. My buddy is a huge anti-Ichi/Ruki and anti-Rukia. She's rather shameless about it as well.

"Fukia's presence has been pointless in the storyline after the first 3 arcs! she's just there as fanservice because she ain't doing any particularly awesome shit or contributing to the story. just fucking fanservice.

no wonder the ichifukitards go off so much. they know this shit and hate admiting to it. they always go on and on and about how important she is when the truth is that she ain't that fucking important anymore after the SS arc. she's just there, sorta like haruhi FUkioka in ohshc.

there in the background doing some random shit that doesn't really do anything for the storyline itself.

pretty much only ichigo and his friends are furthering the plot while fukia doesn't do jackshit."

"and to further add another nail to coffin of these bullshit shojo seeing fantards, has Fukia brought goodness to ichigo in the first place? ever since ichigo had his powers awakened, his family and friends are in danger, he's had that fucking rain of his come and go like crazy, and his normal life has gone down the crapper. these tards forget that he wants a normal life but ever since this bitch showed up, his family and friends are still in danger even after he lost his freaking powers.

he was literally put on the spot.

who do we have to thank for ichigo's eternal torture? Fukia of course! even she knows it! she knows how she fucked up ichigo's whole future! it ain't love, tards! it's guilt! lemme get you a tissue so you can wipe your tears! ain't i generous?

ray of light my fucking ass. its no surprise her "main girl" appearances are barely nonexistant in the freaking manga! kubo has been trying to get the tards used to barely seeing her useless ass!"

"man these tards are so fucking pathetic. i feel like I'm kicking a puppy. lmfao"

"get your heads outta your asses and quit bitching at us for not believing your wishy washy crap. "

"fuck off the fandom and never come back. your kind smears all of it with dog shit with this shojo nonsense."

"now all they have left to do is crawl inside a hole to starve to death."

"ichifukitards=a gutted mummified dog or some other inferior shitty lifeforce from fandom's crappy little hellhole."

"all you idiots can do to us is provide whiny bitchfuckery for lulz and toilet paper to wipe our asses. so keep going off. cry! cry! cry! whenever i see this shit i swear i heard a baby bawling its eyes out! rofl keep proving how insecure you are in your ships success! god knows we need a good laugh at someone else's expense!"

"everything you say to me is a ridiculous noncannon pile of garbage. quit using filler to prove this shitship!"

"Oh man! the hell chapter is soooo ichiruki! wtf??? you need to quit smoking so much cheap crack! you ain't gonna like this movie, believe me, shittard! i wish i could see the looks on your faces! there's going to be a ton of butthurt essays talking about how much this movie sucked ass. buttttthurt!

wait! do i hear a baby crying? way to go ichifukitards! you are so fucking predictable!"

"i love it how you retards nitpick everyfuckingthing in the manga to prove your lame already sunken ship! haha! man you guys are so masochistic! are you trying to convince yourselves with this shit!"

Believe it or not, my friend isn't even pro-Ichi/Hime! She's something else isn't she?! *huggles her*

I really admire her for having so much balls for being a girl. She actually orgasms when people throw fits. (I know this person personally and I've never seen someone laugh as hard as she does)

Point of fact... Not everyone anti-Ichi/Ruki is Ichi/Hime. I've met quite a few that don't even care for that other paring. (including me, but I'm nicer to Ichi/Hime fans. They're much more passive.)

DARN HER!

2011-12-13T19:06:00.000Z

One of my awesome reviewers at fanfiction.net has given me the link to a master list to hentai Ulqui/Hime doujinshi downloads! I've been getting nosebleeds nonstop now! I'm obsessed!

Check out 'Sacrifice On The Roundtable' I think that's the best one!

Ak-UlquiHime doujins list