Well. I just read The Catcher in the Rye. Which was totally awesome. Actually when I started out I was determined not to like it. Since everyone likes it so much and all i thought it would make me all phony. But then it was super awesome, and I guess it's worse than being phony if you're non-phony in a phony manner because that's sort of disgusting. Well, I guess everyone's a little phony. So it must be okay. But just a liiiiiittle bit.

Anyway. Oh wow this is a bad ad... I don't like those ads that are supposed to be all scientific...when they zoom in immensely and show you all the little germs and all...and the germs are all ugly-looking as well. I'm sure there must be some pretty germs somewhere. Not that I would know. Having ditched bio and all. But I think that's a little prejudiced against germs to always make them so ugly-looking. Some germs are good, after all...like Lactobacillus bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus. Well, I mean they're good for making yogurt, which is not so important, but some people like yogurt, like in Tamil Nadu people keep eating thayir saadam or whatever it is right? Curd rice.

Well it's kind of weird to call them germs anyhow...I like the word microbes way better. It sounds more scientific and all...and a germ is just like a little thing like the germ of an idea. I think I'd like there to be germs of ideas in my mattress, so then maybe they'd get into my head by osmosis or something and then I'd be all creative. Maybe. I mean germs can be microbes. But not all microbes are germs.

This blog is kinda cool. I mean nobody I know will see it. So I can sort of say anything I want. And I don't have to care if I sound totally corny either... I don't have to care if I sound like anything. Well, I shouldn't care what I sound like even if people I know are reading. But what can I say. I'm a phony.