5:02 PM - Toe Hand
Fox News just ran a story about a guy that had lost his thumb. The doctors removed his big toe and surgically placed it where his thumb used to be. No thanks...I'll just be the guy with no thumb. I think that is way lower on the freak meter than "the guy with a toe thumb" is. Plus now he's now one of the few people in the world that can stub his toe while masturbating.
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