If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

My Dark Light

A very embarassing AU Inu/Kag humor high school fic I wrote when I was still in high school. I'm strongly debating on even uploading it, but if people like the idea of it I might write down the few 'notebook' passages of it.

Twice In My Lifetime

A inverse Kag/OC with lots of references to Inu/Kag. NO KIKYO BASHING. (I like Kikyo now unlike in the past.)

The Word

Another Inuyasha humor-shot that goes as a thank you for all that reviewed and faved 'A Campfire Story'.

That Shadow In The Corner of My Eye

An Ulquiorra/Orihime long oneshot as a thank you to a mature reviewer that likes this pairing.

What The Heck Are You Doing?

A humor shot of Ichi/Ruki. Some fluff, some sexuality and perverted humor. Inspired by a remark one of my reviewers said in a PM about Rukia being well... dead already. It's not bash though my reviewer begged me to ridicule this couple.

Lets Poke It With A Stick To Make Sure It's Dead

A T-Rated Bleach Crack-fic inspired by Mikey-Mike who ranted to me in an email about there being far too much romance fanfiction in a very SHOUNEN anime fandom. He's does have a point! This is a thank you to him since he kinda' likes this stuff.

Three Days

A yaoi fic for Byakuya/Ichigo. Humor/Romance

Last Heartbeat

An original dark erotica fiction. Not for the squeamish. It will have tragedy eventually. Will be only at Mediaminer, AFF and Ficwad.

My Hot Demon Neighbor

A story requested a couple of years back. Sesshomaru/OC. The friend that requested it wanted someone that was slightly overweight as his love interest.

Teach Me

For The Wallflower. Takenaga/Ranmaru BoyLove. No lemon but full of heavy petting.

One Last Time

An old Inu/Kik request.

Sit On It And Twirl

A Mary-Sue bleach Parody. And yes, I've created Mary-Sues before and yet I'm not afraid of writing this.

Being Hollow...

Ulquiorra/Momo. Dark themes, yaoi, mentions of grouplay, but the fic will mostly be het while the yaoi and orgies will only be referenced as vague past events. Will probably be only posted at Mediaminer, AFF and Ficwad.

What Cannot Be

A Byakuya/Rukia AU.

Mommy and Daddy

A request from Mills. She's always wanted to see Tamaki as Seme over Kyoya.

Quotes towards FLAMERS, by yours truly. For humor purposes. I'm actually quite nice: (fellow authors may use them as long as they remember to say who made them up. And seriously people... Don't take these too personally. I too happen to have a sense of humor. I wrote these mostly to make my own self laugh and felt others may like them too)

"Piss off from my story, you stupid cow!"

"Remind me to give a shit when I write a story especially for you."

"Don't shoot me! Shoot the one pointing a gun to your head forcing you to read this!"

"If it isn't constructive; it's trash." (tribute to Ulquiorra)

"And I care about your opinion because...?"

"I am GOD of REVIEW DELETION!" (for those un-signed reviews from annoying flamers)

"It's not 'don't like, don't read' anymore. It's now 'don't like, don't bitch'."

"MY computer, MY time, MY internet connection, MY fucking story. Deal with it."

"Bitch at me AFTER you have written a fic of your own." (for those flamers that don't even have measly drabble in their profiles. Yes... We sometimes get those.)

"Okay... Is this the part were I'm supposed to slit my wrists because you hate my story?"

"Damn! Where the heck is my bug-shut-the-fuck-up spray when I need it?"

"You know you're just saying that because you're too far away to get the shit beaten out of you."

"Doesn't it feel good to go off at people without them being able to kick the holy-snot out of you? My aren't you a brave one!"

" I could give two shits if you are disgusted by it because no one is forcing you to read it."

"Eat shit and fuck yourself before making me read your cock-sucking bullshit in my review section."

"Here's a tissue. Get over yourself."

If you read this and got offended by it, then you're a cocksucking idiot that shouldn't read fanfiction.