Caryn took issue with the fact that I woke her up this morning. Look, Midnight caused her to clean the litterbox and I took advantage of the nice clean litterbox. Plus, how often will she clean the litterbox at 3 am? Really, how often does she clean my litterbox...

Why won't the humans give me more food? Is it really to much to ask?

HONK

I just had a nice snack.. wrapping paper. The humans left some out the other day and I started chewing it for fun.

Ok, Caryn did, but I'm sure Luke talked her into it.

Luke keeps calling me "Henry the Bear." I'm a cat not a bear!

First issue, "hungry" is not a mood.

At least I can use "Henry" as my username here.