For more info on Wholesale Nike Air Force Ones Click Here cheap nike air max,Digitally altered image. Existence after sport. It's the dilemma eventually faced by every professional athlete once their playing career comes to an end. It is the dilemma becoming faced by Jason Akermanis in the second following being dumped by the Western Bulldogs ahead of the AFL finals. Sporting Life can reveal that Aka has, certainly, landed on his feet. Which isn't a bad thing to get a man greatest known for obtaining in trouble doing handstands. Shane Warne... not missed by umpires. Photo: Wayne Taylor Dumped in the star-studded globe of AFL football, Aka is getting into the ''sportsman's night'' circuit. His subsequent large gig will probably be at the Subi Sports Bar & Function Centre on August 19 - the salubrious home of the Subiaco Football Club. For $50 - which includes two glasses of house wine or beer, plus a roast dinner - those who roll up will get to hear Aka speak following Thursday night training. ''Having left Brisbane in controversial circumstances, the Western Bulldogs recently terminated Akermanis's contract,'' reads the flyer for the night. ''Never short of voicing his opinion, Aka will tell his story.'' Which means Subiaco fans are about the only people in the country who haven't heard Aka's side with the story so far. Sadly for Aka, who is well-known for his love with the limelight, he won't be the biggest star performing in the Subi Sports Bar that week. While Aka gets relegated to the Thursday night timeslot, the prime show on Saturday night will feature the club's ''Las Vegas Night'' fundraiser. The star performer appearing that night has even bumped Aka off the main news page on the sporting club's website. ''An Elvis impersonator will be in the Subiaco Football Club on Saturday,'' declares the Subi Sports Bar website. ''The players will be the croupiers and pizza will be available.'' Just how Aka copes playing second-fiddle to a pizza night featuring a Perth-based Elvis impersonator remains a mystery, but no doubt the competitor burning within the Brownlow medallist will drive him to greater things. But if anyone out there spots a strangely goateed man in the market for some blue suede shoes, please drop us a line at Sporting Life. Warne's white-line fever still brings out the devil within Existence following sport has been pretty good for Shane Keith Warne. Now 40, the great leg-spinner enjoys appearances on the international poker circuit, the odd bit of cricket commentary around the globe, and even has his own line of underwear called Spinners. Not bad to get a bloke from Black Rock who was once caught out while wearing a pair of Playboy undies. Such is Warne's superstar status in England, he dropped in to get a round of golf this week in the exclusive Queenwood Golf Club in Surrey, which is home to such famous courses as Wentworth and Sunningdale. Even in that exalted company, Queenwood is something special. When it opened in 2001, the joining fee was rumoured to be 145,000. Nowadays, it's closer to 200,000 to become a member. Little wonder the membership of just 350 boasts the likes of Michael Douglas and Hugh Grant. Others who call it home include former Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko, and golfers Darren Clarke, Paul McGinley, Thomas Bjorn and Ernie Els. Clarke has actually won the club championship twice. Warne, a 10-handicapper, joined former England captain Michael Vaughan in the first tee. ''Won the money at golf, played a game called 'wolf' for the first time, great game,'' Warne revealed. ''Target 82, but 85 or less I think is good. Vaughan shot a 78. Not sure what I shot on the front but not good, probably 45. On the back I shot a 38 to win!'' His prize? ''A 1 wager,'' revealed Warne. While fans miss Warne's presence on the cricket field, retiring Test umpire Rudi Koertzen says few officials miss him. Koertzen was this week asked who was the hardest bowler to umpire during his profession. ''There's only one of those,'' he said. ''The day when he left, 99 per cent of umpires said 'thank god he's gone'. That was Shane Warne. ''Special bowler. Never is a long time, but I don't think there will ever be a leg-spinner in world cricket of his calibre. A good man off the field, but as soon as he put his foot over that boundary rope he was the devil! ''He put pressure on you and he knew how far he could push his luck. Once he got hold of you and you started making mistakes, that would be the finish of you in that game. He would put more and more pressure on you - but he was definitely the greatest.'' All out for 99 NEW Zealand is in mourning after the passing of one of the country's sporting greats. When Eric Tindill died this week, in the age of 99, he was both the oldest Test cricketer in the globe and the oldest All Blacks rugby player. His passing also means a remarkable statistic remains in tact: Tindill was on course to be the first Test cricketer to live to 100. Of the seven men to have represented New Zealand at rugby and cricket, ''Snowy'' Tindill was the only full international in both sports. In his 17 games for the All Blacks, he scored 24 points. As a cricketer, Tindill scored six first-class centuries, but is also remembered for costing the New Zealand Cricket Council a fortune. In 1937, New Zealand signed on for a share with the gate at three exhibition games in Australia, including one against Don Bradman's South Australia. New Zealand was dismissed for 151 on the first day, and The Don was batting at stumps. Early the subsequent morning, with big crowds queuing to get in, Bradman edged a ball from Jack Cowie to Tindill, and the wicketkeeper's appeal was upheld. Fans queuing outside heard the news and headed home. Touchy subject THERE seem to be crossed wires at Melbourne Victory, which is minus a striker as the A-League season gets under way. Chairman Geoff Lord yesterday informed a lunch gathering: ''I shouldn't be telling you this, but we have signed a Brazilian striker for the new season.'' This came as news to coach Ernie Merrick. ''There has clearly been a breakdown in communication between myself and the chairman,'' he said. ''I rang him up to tell him I had had a Brazilian.'' In addition to revealing a penchant for manscaping, Merrick confirmed he was hunting a player to slip into the No. 9 shirt. He said the club's motto this season would be ''who dares wins'', as the risk-takers enjoyed success at the World Cup. Wow, Wesley THE Associated Public Schools football season has come to an finish, with Wesley College winning the flag as the only undefeated team. 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